I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
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I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
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She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
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