He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
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The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
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and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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