I need help removing her.
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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