Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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