It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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