How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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