I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
His nipple licking is glorious
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