I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
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