I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
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They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
We just shotgunned beers for America
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
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He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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