is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
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Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
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That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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