She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Farmville is her only friend.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
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yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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