We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
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i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
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You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
how drunk are you?
Several
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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