Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
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This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
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its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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