Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
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