Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
only if we run a train.
done.
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I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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