Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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