BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
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Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
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She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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