It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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