well I can't set my house on fire every night
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Success! We fucked roommates!
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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