She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
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