Just mADE A PArabola og urine
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
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He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
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Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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