i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
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Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
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Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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