did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
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i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
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But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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