three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Just high enough for therapy.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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