This girl is more easily done than said...
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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