one might say we're banned from that church
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
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The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
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I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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