You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
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I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
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But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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