So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
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I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
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I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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