As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
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We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
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I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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