jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
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I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
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Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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