Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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