omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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