Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
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I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
The chlamydia really affected his face.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
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I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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