just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
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sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
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I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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