Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
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I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
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Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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