is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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