When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
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She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
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When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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