This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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