So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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