Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
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