Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I'm bleeding and have questions
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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