That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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