I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Two words: nipple clamps
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