Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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