we have pet lesbian snakes
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
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Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
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and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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