We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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