You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
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well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
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You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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