I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
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Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
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For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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