He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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