Grow some girl-balls and come out already
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
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Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
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The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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