I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
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I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
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I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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