That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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