Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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