it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
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I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
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I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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